Showing posts with label chav. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chav. Show all posts

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Chavs Get Owned !

A collection of the best Chav Videos out there....

Chavettes get Owned by kiddie roundabout.Legendary!

Chav gets Poetic Justice Revenge by a Concrete Slab. Even inanimate objects hate Chav's.


A wicked punch to the face takes out the Chav after what seems like a long long time filled with hard man verbal abuse. This guy makes sure that the Chav learns his lesson. An absolutely legendary Chav video.

An of course, here is the newest video chronicling the history of the chav. Watch as a violent shirtless chav soon becomes the shoeless knocked out chav of the century


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Chavs get beaten up by Cage-fighters.

The Chav rant continues....

Do Chav's know that they are Chav's? ... We all know that Chav's don't wash, but they must look in the mirror each afternoon once they crawl out of bed to make sure that their Burberry cap and gold necklaces look straight don't they?

We all know that Chav's are extremely fussy about their image and make damn sure that their face acne and Vitamin D starved skin is perfectly pizzafied and white.

So tell me? due to all this vanity each afternoon after the alcopop fueled night before, do they ever stop to look into their own reflected eyes, focus past the sexual desire for that 17 year old bird next door with only 8 kids and think 'dear god, I am a Chav!, I am one of those people I saw on telly last night getting beaten up by some cross dressing cage-fighters. Thats me!'

Chavs and The Chav Song

Although I love Scotland and the UK in general and I definitely consider moving back one day from NZ, this would be one of the 'few' reasons that would stop me.

Introducing, "the CHAV" easily spotted by what they wear including what Michael Quinion calls 'the wearing of white trainers (in what is called “prison white”, so clean that they look new)'



Wikipedia says: Chav is a term applied to certain young people in the United Kingdom. The stereotypical "chav" is an aggressive teenager or young adult who often engages in anti-social behaviour, such as street drinking, drug abuse and rowdy behaviour.

They are often assumed to be unemployed or in a low paid job, although it is incorrect to assume that all chavs are working class, as chavs belong to no distinct social class. The term Charver is more widely used in North East England. Stereotypical "chavs" typically wear tracksuits and hoodies made by sporting brands such as Nike and Adidas and listen to mainly MC and some have been known to listen to Rap, R'n'B, Hip Hop and Techno.

"Chavette" is a term generally used for female "chavs", similar to "lad" and "ladette".

Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism. One BBC TV documentary suggested that "chav" culture is an evolution of previous working-class youth subcultures associated with particular commercial clothing styles, such as mods, skinheads and casuals. The term has been associated with juvenile delinquency, the ASBO Generation and yob culture.

Why are Chav's like Slinkies?
They have no real use, but its great watching one fall down a flight of stairs.