Showing posts with label drinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drinking. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Joke: Hell is not so bad

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: 'Why so glum?'

Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!'

Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.

You a drinking man?'

Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.'

Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all
we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab and Fresca. We drink 'til we throw up, and then we drink some more!
And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.'

Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!'

Satan: 'You a smoker?'

Guy: 'You better believe it'

Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars
from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. ;If you
get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?'

Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!'

Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.'

Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.'

Satan: 'Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it
doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.'

Guy: 'Cool!'

Satan: 'What about drugs?'

Guy: 'Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?'

Satan: 'That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.'

Guy: 'Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!'

Satan: 'You gay?'

Guy: 'No...'

Satan: 'Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough...'

Friday, October 3, 2008

Life as a Backpacker

Back in 2002 I flew away from my old world in Edinburgh, Scotland and launched myself into a new one.

This new world was dominated by hot weather, foreign accents, living with strangers and drinking cheap German wine.

This was the world of the backpacker and It was quite possibly the best time of my life.

Billabong Gardens, Newtown, Sydney, Australia

Life as a backpacker for me here in Sydney basically consisted of 3 things.

Sharing a room with strangers in a hostel, discovering something new in a foreign land, then coming back to the hostel at night, sitting down, chatting with strangers who soon become friends and then drinking, talking and laughing into the "wee" hours.

For about 5 months during 2002 I had enough money to ensure that I could live without a job. I had enough money to eat, for rent, for travel around the city and just enough to purchase a "backpackers handbag" every few days.

"Backpackers Handbag"?

I first heard the name "backpackers handbag" was from my friend Helge. A Backpackers Handbag is a box of wine, or a cask of wine if you prefer, as long as it has a handle, otherwise it doesn't qualify.

For example, myself and a few other backpackers would sit around the outside hostel table each night and drink the 4 or 5 litre variety such as "Kaiser Stuhl" or "Stanley" which has a handle on top.

Only the posh backpackers would by the 2-3 litre versions with no handle.

Names such as "Kaiser Stuhl"and "Stanley" became synonymous with those of us who wanted as much alcohol per dollar as possible in our wine, whereas the slightly more affluent backpacker would choose "Yalumba" and "Lindemans" to satisfy their backpacker habit.

It would often be heard that "I had a good night with the 'Kaiser' last night"
or "I wonder if 'Stanley' is coming out tonight?"

Of course, many of use would drink beer too, but often this would be bought by those of us who had jobs or those who had just arrived in the country and had not yet discovered how much they had to value every Australian Cent to keep them going.

Although backpacking is about travel and many will criticise someone who stays in the same place, I do not regret for one moment the time I spend in Sydney, just talking, drinking and meeting new people.

Many of us would become really great friends, many romances would develop between others and of course people also hated each other. The thing about a small backpacker community is there is a regular intake and outflow and I am not just talking about Alcohol and Urine.

Every week new faces would arrive at the hostel, "fresh meat" as it were and some would join our group, others would not. Some would stay only a day, others would stay for months.

Then there is the goodbyes. Frequently as a backpacker you will meet the most amazing people, then they are gone and you never know if you will ever see them again and that is tough. Often they would come back after a trip round the country, but sometimes and all to often you never lay eyes on them again.

A backpackers life is a life of change and about realising just how much fun you can have in a day without the constraints of a work routine.

I loved being a backpacker in Sydney Australia, it was different from being a backpacker in New Zealand or Asia (I will write about that later) and given the money, I'd happily pick up the backpack, quit my job and spend the rest of my life doing the things I just described above. :-)

Long live the Backpacker!

Muzzerino

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Edinburghs Hogmanay 2009 !

Should I go to the 2009 Hogmanay Street Party this year? Or should I do the family thing?

This is the dilemma I face.

Last year I travelled from my adopted home in Auckland, New Zealand to my original home in Edinburgh, Scotland.

My Canadian girlfriend had never seen the amazing Edinburgh Hogmanay Street Party celebrations before so I really wanted her to experience it.

We went, we drank, we cheered with friends and we watched Edinburgh Castle explode in a torrent of Fireworks!! It was amazing.

As always, the Hogmanay event did not disappoint, although I was lucky this year, (some previous years firework displays have been cancelled due to high winds)

Edinburgh's Hogmanay is in my opinion, the best New year event in the world, partly because in Scotland we hold New Year / Hogmanay in such high regard. As an adult, Hogmanay is much more important in Scotland than Christmas is in many ways.

People all over the world sing "Auld Lang Syne" (Old Long Since) on New Year Eve, thanks to us Scots and in Scotland you will find that the New Year / Hogmanay celebrations last all week, not just one night like in many countries.

If you ever have considered going somewhere different for New Year / Hogmanay, I would highly recommend going to Scotland and Edinburgh in particular to join the street party of over 100,000 people in the same street, drinking, cheering and wearing silly hats.

And if you like to get up close and personal, you may love it when complete strangers come up to kiss and hug you after midnight. Another great thing about Scotland's Hogmanay!

So this brings me back to the issue at hand. I have been to the Edinburgh Hogmanay Street Party about 10 times and I should probably spend this one with my family, the thing is, I always feel I am missing out if I do not go!

Should I go to the Edinburgh Hogmanay 2009 Street Party ???