Sunday, September 7, 2008

Things I Love about New Zealand

OK, I have been slagging off New Zealand a bit recently, with the blog on bad Kiwi drivers and the state of the New Zealand Defence Force, so I have decided to say why I live here and the things I love about New Zealand in comparison to Scotland.

People:
New Zealanders are friendly, really friendly and that goes beyond those who are in your own ethnic groups (European White, in my case) for example, at the local corner shop (dairy as we call it) you will always find a smile and a conversation with the person behind the counter, be they Indian, Pakistani, Chinese whatever. Something about NZ really brings the friendliness out of people. In Scotland, the local shop is usually manned by someone who is yapping on the phone, ignores you, takes your money and doesn't say "thank you"

Weather:
As much as I hate the New Zealand winter (cold, miserable, damp and long on the North Island) I love the NZ summers, they are long, hot and for about 4 months out of the year you really do feel like you are in that movie with the picture postcard beaches, bikinis, cars, smiles and general feeling of joy.

Food:
The food you can get here is just fantastic, especially the range of Asian food you can get, such as Thai, Chinese, Laos, Malaysian, Japanese, Korean, Indian and many more. Food is more authentic, cheaper and everywhere! by comparison to Scotland. Food courts are abundant and eating out in general is far more affordable to NZ compared to many other western countries I have been to. Even though NZ is just as far, if not further away from South East Asia than other western nations, we seem to get all the really good stuff here. I have found that since I moved to NZ, my diet has been substantially improved.

Drink: Wine and Beer, NZ does them both in great quality and in an amazing variety given the small size of the country. New Zealand Wine and Beer makers seem to have no problem with experimenting with different flavours and combinations.

Scenery:
Now I would never go as far as saying that the scenery here in NZ is as amazing as Scotland, but in its own right, NZ is simply a spectacular country full of snowy mountains, giant lakes, long rivers, rolling green hills, steep valleys, dramatic gorges, exotic golden beaches and wild surf. One thing in particular that always stands out to me as a Scot (northern-hemispherian) is the colour of the water. What I mean by that is, lakes are blue, silver, turquoise and almost white in some cases. Amazing! The harbours and islands have sublime green and emerald water, enough to make you just stare at it in wonder.

Easy:
Things are generally easy, such as Tax, owning a car, immigration, paying bills. Due to the fact there is only just over 4 million people here in New Zealand, doing the above essentials are just easier, you don't have to wait as long and processes are much more simplified.

Eftpos:
Now I know the rest of the world has probably caught up by now, but NZ was one of the first countries to get EFTPOS and I love it, 99.9% of places accept it.

Beaches:
Where I live in Auckland, we have numerous beaches we go to in summer. One called Cheltenham beach which is simply superb. Clean, clear water, no rip tides, no sharks, golden sand, just perfect and the great thing about NZ is, even here in Auckland, a city of 1.2Million people, you can always find a parking place and get a swim in without too much stress. By comparison, even in Sydney Australia, it can actually be a very stressful and time consuming mission just to get to the beach.

Crime:
Although there is a high rate of organised crime here, I have always felt safe when it comes to my car, house and property etc. Burglaries do happen I am sure, but generally crime here is low and confined to only certain bad neighbourhoods.

Socialising:
Although NZ lacks the great British pub culture, they make up for it in summer when people get together for that Barbecue on a warm summers night, beer flows and steaks sizzle, awesome.

UK-ish
NZ still retains a great many things handed down from the UK and I am not just talking about the parliamentary or legal system. TV is similar, humour can be very similar and if you do find yourself craving something from home there are always expat shops filled with your favourite goodies and you can easily get fish n chips or a pie and probably in much better quality too. Also there is UKTV on Sky (which is awesome) and Sky News regularly cuts over to London for the latest headlines.

It can be very strange watching the Weather report for the UK, while sitting in Auckland :-)

Summer Heights High

This Australian show finally got aired in New Zealand last week and I love it!

It has definitely been inspired by other shows such as "the office" in its mockumentary format and its completely non-politically correct humour.

Nothing wrong with that, in fact I think the more non-pc comedy can get, the better the world will be if we can all make fun of each other equally.

I love being able to take the piss out of everyone, including myself without having to worry about offending someone, Summer Heights High does this well and quite rightly doesn't give a crap.

Mr G (Camp Music Teacher) Ja'mie (Posh Private School Girl on exchange) and Jonah (Rude, Pacific Islander Bully) are the shows 3 main characters all amazingly portrayed by Australian comedian Chris Lilley

Australians make some great comedy ( not as good as British but....) and this one is up there with the best.

I will be watching Summer Heights High with enthusiasm and I am so glad that yet another great comedy show is born to challenge the tripe coming in from the states. :-)

Check out the Summer Heights High Website at ABC.com.au


Here is a Clip of Mr G teaching Drama.

Check out this clip of Jonah


Images are copyright of ABC Australia, if anyone has a grump about copyright, let me know.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Kiwi Drivers : A Disgrace

Google these keywords "kiwi" + "drivers" + "worst" and you will find a plethora of web sites and blogs out there on this topic. No surprises there, indeed, look! I have just added another one to it.

That's right, here it comes, it has been swelling up inside for a while and now I have decided to get it off my chest and write it down. Kiwis are disgraceful drivers.

Now, I wouldn't go saying something like this without backing it up with reasons. Here they are...

Kiwis drive a lot more than most countries, historically I think this is because NZ has been, and still is a small town country, with long distances between major centres, drivers can get licences at the age of 15 and I believe this comes from the fact that teenagers would often need to drive the tractor, van, or similar to help on the farm.

Insurance: New Zealand law does not require drivers to have insurance on their vehicles, this raises alarm bells immediately for many people, since it means that the level of apathy toward responsibility for others property can be very high.

Intersections: New Zealand uses mostly a British influenced road rule system, with many roundabouts and similar controlled junctions / intersections, but there is also a strange mixture of 4-way stops and intersections with bizarre merging into multiple lane one way roads. It seems all very haphazard with no real uniformity throughout the country.

The left turn rule. I actually think this is a great rule and I wish they had it in the UK, unfortunately many drivers do not know how to implement it and end up holding traffic up more than this rule is designed to ease. For example, you are waiting behind someone who is turning left and giving way to those waiting to turn right, but cannot due to the flow of through traffic from behind you. Yet many people will give way, even though they cannot go!

Tailgating. I have never, repeat never encountered such bad tailgating in my life. The 2 second rule here appears to be the 0.2 second rule.
I have talked to many other expats from a variety of countries and I know I am not alone in this view. I have been tailgated at 65kph in a 50kph zone, or recently I was tailgated while overtaking at approx 120kph in a 100kph zone with the driver flashing his lights behind me to get me to move over.

I know I should not speed, and generally I don't, but I think its a fair statement to say that most people all over the world creep over the speed limit, especially while overtaking.

Drivers seem to only watch the car in front. Not the car in front of the car in front of the car in front. Resulting in numerous nose-to-tail accidents every day. "Oh he braked! How dare he!"

Roundabouts are awesome: I think they are way better than traffic lights and if I had my way, every intersection would be a roundabout!


For those of you in countries that do not have roundabouts, they greatly aid traffic flow by allowing vehicles to only have to worry about traffic coming from the one direction and you do not have to stop if its clear. In this case a driver will give way to traffic only coming from the right hand side. If your right side is clear, you go.
Hilariously however, in NZ a driver (driver A) will often sit at a roundabout and give way to the driver on the right (driver B), while that driver gives way the car on his or her right (driver C), who gives way to driver A. This results in what can only be described as a Kiwi style Mexican standoff, which is strange because drivers here are very aggressive, but not assertive. Go figure.

Cycles are a menace and no bicycles should be allowed on New Zealand roads.
At least this appears to be the view of many drivers. On Auckland's North Shore, a new 6km cycle lane has been installed on a wide single lane road. There is actually an organised campaign to abolish them!
It appears that drivers think that Cyclists do not deserve a safe zone to ride in. Ironically cyclists are probably safer without a cycle lane, because of the drastically low level of many peoples driving ability. Cars often drive with one wheel in the cycle lane anyway, increasing the danger to cyclists. At least without a cycle lane cyclists would not be lulled into a false sense of security.

Lights. Now this one really throws me. Me and my girlfriend (She is Canadian) often play a game when driving at night to see how many people drive with no lights on. Often we can count up to 7 or 8 cars along the 7km stretch of road between my work and home. Indeed last night I was driving in Auckland and a car was behind me with no lights on. It was approx 7.30pm and its completely dark in NZ at that time in early September. Fearing for the driver and his potential victims lives, I waved at him, flashed my lights, hazard lights to get him to realise that he had no lights on. I was met with a bewildered look.

Courtesy. I like to think I am a courteous driver and I allow people out whenever I can, however many people here have an issue with this. I recently got into a verbal boxing match when I let a car out of a side street while sitting in a slow moving traffic jam. The guy behind me got pissed off and and overtook me, cutting off the person I allowed out and he gained an entire car length toward his destination at approx 3Kph. ( "its a traffic jam! you cannot go anywhere anyway!" )

The flip side of the one above is what I call the "telepathic invitation". This is where a New Zealand driver does allow you to go, but doesn't tell you. No flash of the lights, no wave, nothing, just a telepathic transmission from them to you. I never seem to receive the invitation, perhaps my Scottish telepathic antennae do not work so well here.
I always thought the universal code for allowing someone to go was to flash your lights at them and leave a gap. In NZ this seems to be met with "why is this guy flashing his lights at me? I don't understand"

Well that is my moan about the state of NZ driving. My remarks can be found reflected in the high toll of deaths and injuries on NZ roads and the numerous smash repair businesses they have here.

Google it.

Further reading:

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Lilly Allen: Reekin on Stage with Elton John

Lilly Allen is Reeking Drunk on Stage with the legendary Elton John at the GQ awards.

Stupid Cow.



Got her whole life ahead of her? might be tempting fate if she carrys on acting like that I reckon.

Go Elton!

Google Chrome : Review (updated)

Well I am writing this review in Google Chrome and so far so good.

Pros:

Search and address / URL bar are now one: I like that because it reduces the amount of screen real estate we use. And you can still set your preferred Search Engine in the options menu. (no Google monopoly so far)

Application shortcuts: Google Calendar, Docs and all the rest can now be added as "online applications" via the browser to your Desktop or Quick Launch, very handy and it does so in a way that when you launch those applications later, they open in a dedicated simplified Google Chrome window, without the normal browser elements.

Compatibility: I used Google chrome today to update my work's website in Quicksite Pro CMS.
Normally I use IE7 for it since I get right click functionality within the CMS but I need to use FireFox for uploading images in a flash uploader (which wont work in IE7) Today however, I found that I could use Chrome for everything, I got the right click ability and it uploaded complex files with no issues.

Importing Bookmarks, Passwords etc: As soon as you install Google Chrome it can immediately import all of your bookmarks, settings etc from FireFox. I did so and it actually feels like FireFox in that respect since all my bookmarks have loaded into the same place.

Incognito: Browse without leaving a trail on your PC by switching on the Incognito feature, I don't think this affects the trail that Google and other sites keep of your visits, but no browsing history or cookies will be left on your own machine.

Downloading: I am a sucker for smooth graphics and a very cool graphic appears whenever you download something. The downloaded appears very much like FireFox.

Cons:

Back Button: When you want to revisit a previous page where you submitted a form, such as an image search within a site, Chrome hits you with a bizarre and very annoying message.

"Confirm Form Resubmission: This web page requires data that you entered earlier in order to be properly displayed. You can send this data again, but by doing so you will repeat any action this page previously performed. Press Reload to resend that data and display this page."

What ???

IE7 and FireFox have no problems with this one. I don't know what the hell is going on but if you refresh the page it fixes it.

Set Image as Desktop Background: This feature doesnt exist!! :-(

anyway, that's all from me, I am going to play some more with Chrome...

Muzz

OFFICIAL CHROME BLOG
(hopefully they will fix the bugs)

NZ Defence Force no use for Combat.

The Defence Force is Ill Equipped for combat according to a report by the Defence Force revealed today.

No Surprises there. Money is being spent on merely extending the life of old equipment in the Airforce and the Navy are still waiting for new Ships. Patrol ships at that.

The Airforce had "insufficient personnel" to meet air and ground crew levels and it was only "partially prepared" for complex maritime air operations.

The NZDF is lacking the personnel and equipment required to do its job, any job in fact.

The next NZ government needs to decide if it should spend money on the NZDF and let it become a credible force in the air, land and sea once again, or just get rid of it completely and let NZ become a 100% defenceless nation it already is well on its way to becoming.

Is that too harsh?

more on this: Sydney Morning Herald : Stuff.co.nz : Please Invade NZ

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Microsoft will Suffer: Google Chrome

Now don't get me wrong, I am typing this on a PC running Microsoft Windows Vista 64bit and I love it, but its great to see other companies offering items that Microsoft doesn't need to monopolise.

Lets face it, those of us who use Mozilla FireFox (only 10% apparently) know damn well that Internet Explorer Sucks, it has even tried to catch up with FireFox by introducing tabbed browsing. Sorry Microsoft but FireFox is light years ahead.

But what have we here? Google is introducing its own Browser. Google Chrome.

Sounds interesting! But do we need yet another Internet browser? maybe Google is intending to tie together all of its web based tools, Google Calendar, Gmail, Google Analytics, Google Webmaster Tools, Google Docs, this list keeps going into its own browser. If so then I suspect another monopoly is on the horizon, or maybe its already here?

I have been using Google Calendar and I love it, I have also switched from Yahoo (premium) to Gmail (free) and I have dabbled a bit in Google Docs too and I like that it seems to be rivalling ( at least in a basic way ) Microsoft Office.

So whats the catch? is it just that if millions of people use their stuff that they can advertise to those millions of people? if so then I consider that a small price to pay.

Google is amazing and revolutionary as far as the web goes, no doubt about it, I hope they do not evolve into another Microsoft, by closing up their software and demanding high prices for new products.

I like Microsoft Windows, I like Google on the web, and I love Open Source Mozilla and Open Office instead of paying high prices for Microsoft Office.

I suppose we will have to wait and see where Google goes, but so far I am loving all the new stuff!

More Reading about Google Chrome: