Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Fed up with Boy Racers and Street Racers?


Having a bad day on the roads due to some assholes who do not know how to drive? are you fed up with idiotic boy racers / street racers? what about those chavmobiles?

Whatever it is, cheer up and enjoy these clips!





Sunday, November 8, 2009

I Hate Tailgaters / Auckland Road Rage

Once again I have experienced that all too prevalent aspect of Kiwi life yet again, Road Rage and tailgaters.

There I was, heading up the Northern Auckland Motorway to Albany at 100 K/ph when the lane I was in start to slow down with big lorries, so I check my mirrors and head into the fast lane while accelerating to approx 110 K/ph, just in case someone comes flying up behind me even faster.

Suddenly a guy in a Toyota Hilux going around maybe 120 K/ph rides right up to my rear bumper.

So what do I do? speed up a little? move back into the slow lane? (filled with lorries). What the f*ck am I supposed to do? I would be happy to let the prick past if it were safe.

I don't know about you, but I absolutely hate tailgaters, I absolutely hate the fact that some foolishly undereducated driver will happily sit on my ass at around 110 - 120 K/ph.

I hit my washers to give him a little soak and surprisingly this made him back off, albeit very briefly. Then of course as I was still looking for a safe gap in the slow lane (I am still speeding anyway) he comes right back up my arse again. So what to do?

I slammed on the brakes.

Dropping to around 80 K/ph I obviously made him very angry and having slowed down to a safer speed I then made my way over to the slow lane to let him past. Of course his reaction was typical predictable, 'you wanker' etc etc.

So whats the point of tailgating again? if you want to speed then surely you might realise that the people in front might, just might not want to speed. If you tailgate and then hit me, its your fault! is this concept not understood by these people?

If anyone should be angry, it is the people who are being tailgated, not the tailgater. I would absolutely love it if this guy would drive himself off the road and kill himself in a firey heap, I would be de-fucking-lighted!

But you want to drive up my arse and take me with you? This makes me angry, very angry.

Just another day on Auckland's roads really.

Auckland Road Rage / tailgaters / brakes

NaBloPoMo, WTF?

Help my brain is frozen! how the hell am I supposed to come up with one blog post every day for a month?

Already I am doing Movember, so my itchy 'mo is already messing with my concentration and also I just found out about NaBloPoMo and it is now the 9th of November! Does this mean I need to backdate my posts? can I write 9 posts today to catch up?

any ideas about the rules?

let me know!

Muzz

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Blogger Layout Problem!

Whats going on?

All of my blogs which have custom templates have screwed up layouts, I tested on with a classic google template and it seemed fine....

Help!

We are discussing this problem over @ The Blogger Forum, they are onto the problem and hopefully will sort it out soon.



Muzzerino

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Glen Beck is NOT Dead.


Breaking News.

Its has been revealed by ONN that Glenn Beck has tragically survived a fatal car crash in the United States and a parentis in mourning to find that her daughter was in fact the person involved and not Glenn Beck.




Glenn Beck 'It should have been you'