North Korea Goes in the Huff

Kim Jong Il has gone in the Huff again.

The USA said that they will not take North Korea off a list of state sponsors of Terror and this has pissed North Korea off.

North Korea has ripped away the seals to their Nuclear material programme and said that UN inspectors are
"no longer welcome!"

The toys have been thrown out of the pram, so to speak, but is this a gesture of defiance or a genuine attempt to restart their Nuclear Programme?

Kim Jong Il was not available for comment today because he was still hungover from a fancy dress party in Pyongyang. An anonymous source said that he came dressed as a tellytubby but this has not been confirmed.

North Korea Missile Test

Looks like pesky "can-he-be-stopped" Kim Jong Il has been pushing those big red buttons again.

This time he has been apparently testing the engine on an alleged long range nuclear missile according to various unconfirmed media reports.

State Department honcho Sean McCormack said he cannot confirm reports that old Kimbo had tested the missile. "Any ballistic missile activity of the kind reported would not be permitted'' under Security Council resolution 1718, McCormack told reporters in Washington today.

The missile is likely to be the Taepodong-2 Nuclear missile, which has a range of 6,700 kilometers. Nasty!