Showing posts with label particle accelerator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label particle accelerator. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The End of the World. 0730 GMT

Large Hadron Collider.

A time of writing, we only have 1 hour and 30 minutes left of life on earth.

In Switzerland Experts are attempting to recreate the forces that occurred after the Big Bang by smashing some Protons together in a huge particle accelerator called a Large Hadron Collider in the largest scientific experiment ever.

The naysayers reckon that the end of the world might occur in the form of a black hole that will swallow the earth shortly after they flick the switch.

Its a shame because I just joined the gym and have cut down on my alcohol intake to make myself more healthy. Well no point now, I am going to get drunk and lie on the couch.

I shall meet the end with beer in my belly and hopefully I can get some pizza delivered in time.

See you on the other side (hopefully)