New Zealand Empire Expansion

The United Nations finally succumbed to New Zealand pressure today when they agreed to hand over 1.7 million Square Kilometres of continental shelf seabed to NZ Empire control.

The New Zealand Empire Armed Forces said today they have already dispatched several heavily armed warships to the area in order to secure the Mineral (and potentially oil ) rich area from potential aggressors such as the Western Island regime, known as Australia.

Kiwi inventors and engineers are already hard at work developing a "Floating Sovereignty Marker (FSM)" which will display a huge New Zealand flag to fly proudly over the extensive territory and will be visible as far away as New Caledonia. This is just in case there is any doubt over who now owns this new territory. This new FSM will be towed and anchored in the middle of the 1.7 Million Kilometre area by the Beehive-Class Battlecruiser HMNZS Clark.

The New Zealand Empire has formally stated that anyone intruding upon this area will be attacked without reservation by a powerful new weapon installed on all NZ Empire Imperial Warships known as "The Multiple Kiwi Launcher".

Intelligence agencies from governments around the world, have for some time been gathering information on this new weapon. So far it is believed that the weapon can fire High Explosive Kiwis an incredible distance, as far as the West island in fact.

Approx 600 shots a week are regularly fired at the West island, with no retaliation thus far.

In addition to the expansion, New Zealand Empire (NZE) Officials have stated that the United States of America has recognised the need for a Free trade agreement with the Empire.

With the current state of the US economy, it has come as no surprise to NZE leaders that the USA desperately requires the vast resources of the NZE to support its weakening economy and New Zealand Empire Officers have left for New York to begin negotiations on this new agreement.

An anonymous Empire source has stated that "the United States should be in no doubt that if any action is taken to subdue the NZ economy within the new Free Trade Agreement, then NZE Economic Agents world-wide will retaliate with relentless force by saturating the world economy with high quality wool, lamb and Kiwifruit to cripple US interests"

All hail the expansion of the Empire and long live the Great Leader!