You live in Nova Scotia when....

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
May, you live in Nova Scotia.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and
they don't work there, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
live in Nova Scotia.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nova Scotia.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
Yarmouth for the weekend, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you have switched from "heat" to
"A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in
Nova Scotia.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to
use them, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in Nova Scotia.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow you live in Nova Scotia.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in Nova Scotia.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you live in Nova Scotia.

If you find 10 degrees F "a little chilly", you
live in Nova Scotia

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to
all your Nova Scotian friends, you live in Nova Scotia

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