Vegetable Humour

I got these in my email today and just had to publish them. I'd love the know the source so I can credit, link to them...

The best thing about Eddie's new job was the huge celery...

Kevin has spent the entire day downloading corn on the Internet...

Tom swam for his life, but the currants were too strong for him...

Barney was in now doubt. They were now looking for a cereal killer.

The conference pears made many fruitless attempts
to send and receive emails on their new blackberries.

The plumber was called in when they found
a really bad leek in the bathroom

vegetable, humour,