Well it seems as though we have been granted a reprieve from Armageddon, although only for a couple of months.Yesterdays event was apparently just a test of the Large Hadron Collider. They are not actually going to smash some protons for a wee while yet.
So in that case, we still have time to do all those things you wanted to do, for example you could rob a bank and spend your last few weeks on a tropical island getting drunk and snorting all sorts of bad stuff.
Hey at least you don't need to worry about getting thrown in jail, because all the police will probably be doing the same thing. Undoubtedly frantic police officers will be raiding the evidence cabinets for all sorts of goodies!
Its just a question of who is going to get to empty the bank vault first? I'm off!
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